Plant Stakes - Funny Plant Markers

Ever feel that plants' needs resemble humans? LOL! Add something special to a plant for your home or great for gifts!  Laser engraved and then cut from the best quality cherry plywood material. Front of signs are coated in polycrylic. Each sign is made from a select piece of wood and can vary in color and may have knots or imperfections that make it unique.

pray for me, please don't die, thirsty bitch, little prick, probably fake, not dead yet, I am literally dying, I'm rooting for you, high maintenance, I need a drink, you grow girl

Approx 1/2" wide and 6" long depending on the quote